Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just google imaged poop.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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