That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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