the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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