Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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