Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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