You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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