The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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