Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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