If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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