Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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