Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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