question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm passing your future prison.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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