look no pants
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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