Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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