The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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