The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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