I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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