I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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