my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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