honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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