just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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