Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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