My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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