It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So apparently I’m into choking now
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