Someone shit on the floor
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
