That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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