I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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