Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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