i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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