Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
