i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
