Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is Oprah even human
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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