quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
