: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I need moral support for this bender
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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