HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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