mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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