just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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