if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
