Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I still have a little drunk in my system
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
