doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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