I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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