im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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