Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
