Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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