yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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