And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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