the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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