We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
