There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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