i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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