a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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