dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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