im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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