when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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