Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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