Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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