C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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