just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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